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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:06 pm | |
| Bagong kasabihan: Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod. | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:06 pm | |
| Makabagong kasabihan: “aanhin mo ang taong maganda… kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!”
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:07 pm | |
| Mansanas pantalon, ang sapatos may buhok(may buhok).. lahat sila nakatingin na sa iyo (sa iyo) Ay nadapa! (ay nadapa) bigla bigla, nagspageti pababa ba ba ba ba… Pawis na at kupas, ang sapatos may sintas(may sintas!!) paikot ikot puwet pinalong malakas(malakas!!) Ay nadapa(ay nadapa) Bigla bigla nagspagetti pababa ba ba ba ba….
“low”- flo rida tagalog version | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:08 pm | |
| Spanish Poem el papa la bomba y mama de cama tres beses birada contodo romansa el papa pagod na la mama gusto pa el papa tacas na porque te-te lambot na | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| Boy to his crush Boy: alam mo ba hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop?? Girl: huh?? eh ano tayo?? Boy: BAGAY tayo… Naks hahahaha…. | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| kakaiba na talaga ang tao ngayon nasa loob ako ng church kanina nasa harap ko ang isang babae at the middle of the mass she lights a cigarette nashock ako!!! natapon ko tuloy ang redhorse ko!!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| Pedro: ang galing ng lolo ko hindi nag-uulam tuwing almusal!!! Juan: ano ba yang lolo mo!!! lolo ko gatas lang ang almusal!!! Totoy: ano ba yang mga lolo nyo?? mga patay gutom!!! lolo ko hinde na nagaalmusal Pedro at juan: bakit?? sino ba yung lolo mo?? Totoy: ang lolo ko ay si eagleman!!! hindi nagbrebreakfast si eagleman!!!
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| Mister: adik talaga ako dito sa alimango Misis: naku ingat ka sa cholesterol niyan!!! may kilala ako sa tondo na kumain ng tatlong matatabang alimango na puro aligue habang nakikipaginuman Mister: talaga!!! tapos ano nangyari?? Misis: lumabas lang siya sandali para jumingle ayun bigla na lang bumulagta patay na!!! Mister: inatake sa puso?? Misis: hindi, sinaksak ng adik!!! marami talagang loko dyan sa Tondo!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:11 pm | |
| Girl: tikman mo itong cake masarap!! gawa ng nanay ko Boy: ikaw na lang titikman ko!! tutal gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo hehehe.. yan ang banat!!!!
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:11 pm | |
| Love starts with a smile… Grows with a kiss.. Ends with tears… Yun lang!!! ano pa gusto mo?? may sex tapos magkakababy pa?? Ugali mo talaga!!! wag ganun!!! hehehehe… | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:11 pm | |
| NBI Clearance Applicant: Sir available na ba clearance ko?? NBI: Followup mo na lang after 5 days may kapangalan ka kasi eh Applicant: Huh?? sino?? ano pangalan?? | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| Roses for lovers, chocolates for crushes balloons for friendships most of all, for loveless red… REDHORSE.. | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is he gives a clue “ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin” the girl cries out, “wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!”
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:13 pm | |
| Who said fill in the blank is easy??? Sige ikaw nga…try natin.. fill this blank with YES or NO… ___________, i am not a normal person. | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:13 pm | |
| isipin mo palagi ako nandito sa likod mo mahulog ka man sa hukay huwag ka matakot hindi ka nag-iisa hindi man kita kayang hilahin pataas kaya ko naman sumigaw ng “help, look oh, nahulog siya!!! Soo engot kasi!!!!”
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:13 pm | |
| gusto kong sabihing masaya ako para sa inyo.. pero nasasaktan ako… puwede bang wag na siya.. ako na lang… ako na lang ulit… ONE MORE CHANCE - John lloyd at bea showing na!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:14 pm | |
| a cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. one of the doctors laughed. when asked why he said.. im just thinkin about my coffin im a gynecologist
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| Son: dad, may confess ako.. bakla ako.. huwag mo akong bugbugin please.. dad: ssshhhh!!wit ka loud baka ma-hear tayo ng mudra mez!! kapag 2 lang tayo, carry mo akong tawaging mother | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| eto pa ang isa sa mga mababangis na banat. hi ano gawa mo??? gusto mo gawa tayo??? Lupet!!!
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam Anak:talaga tay!!! Tatay: hulaan mo.. mag CHOP sa dulo?? Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!! Tatay: ketchop anak.. sige kain ka na… | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| kung totoo ang “Darwin’s theory of evolution” na ang tao ay namula sa unggoy Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo??? Baka another theory noh??? | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| did you know that -cockroaches have fingers and nails?? -rats can cure diabetes?? -ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?? -the saliva of a horse is used in making cheese?? galing noh?? Lahat yan imbento ko lang… hahahaha
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth. What did u read?? My pen is in her mouth. or did your dirty mind read something else??? | |
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