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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:18 pm | |
| Boy: musta??? Girl: k lang. kaw? Boy:k lang din. hehehe. Girl:hehehe.. sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan. hahahaha | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:18 pm | |
| Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. ang sinomang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito!!! klaro ba?? Inday: ang mga namutawi sa iyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulog ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin,aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. tatalikdin ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasabitin ang aking sangkalooban inday scores again!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:19 pm | |
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COLT45!!! Todo Lakas!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| a blackman, a whiteguy, and a pinoy were in the bar when a sexy lady comes up and says, “whoever can use the words liver and cheese with style will be my date tonight”
White: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me Black: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love you Pinoy: hey, you two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! yeh!!! | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:21 pm | |
| the pinoy love as if walang pakialam pero deep inside worried na.. miss na miss na… pero nagtext.. so what?? daw pero later magrereply din naman… pa-erase-erase pa ng number kunwari pero.. hello.. memorize naman yung number… kapag hindi tinitxt ng mahal niya kunwari na wrowrong send para magpapansin… ayaw magtxt pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng mahal niya kung kumusta na… hay… Love nga naman sa Pinas oh.. Pang adik!!! | |
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watchamakalit Co-Admin
Number of posts : 1567 Birthday : 1981-12-01 Age : 42 Credits : 5747 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| Little Johnny's heavy wagon
Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling" | |
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watchamakalit Co-Admin
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:56 pm | |
| Little Johnny needs a bike
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" | |
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watchamakalit Co-Admin
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:57 pm | |
| The Birds and the Bees
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!" | |
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watchamakalit Co-Admin
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:03 pm | |
| Little Johnny and April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted. | |
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 pm | |
| Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”** Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”**
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jkay Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191 Birthday : 1987-12-05 Age : 36 Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü Trip : humor humor..ü Credits : 5735 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:29 pm | |
| Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”** Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”** | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:29 pm | |
| Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo** Kung mahirap, “TB” yon**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:30 pm | |
| Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”** Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan** | |
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watchamakalit Co-Admin
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:31 pm | |
| Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio." | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:32 pm | |
| Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay”, ang tawag ay “kleptomaniac”** Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay “magnanakaw” o “kawatan”** | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:32 pm | |
| Pag mayaman ka, you’re “eccentric”** Kung mahirap ka, “may toyo ka sa ulo” o “may topak” o “may sayad”**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may “migraine”** Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay “nalipasan ng gutom”**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is “scoliotic”** Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “kuba”** | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay “morena” o “sun tanned”** Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay “ita” o “negrita” o “baluga”* | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay “petite”** Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “pandak” o “bansot”**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:35 pm | |
| Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay “pleasingly plump”** Kapag mahirap ka, ika’y “tabatsoy” o “lumba-lumba”…pagminamalas ka, “baboy”**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:41 pm | |
| Kapag mayaman, “fasting” ang hindi kumain** Kung mahirap, “nagtitiis”** | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:42 pm | |
| Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay “socialite”** Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay “pakawala” o “pok-pok”* | |
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:43 pm | |
| Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay “liberated”** Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo “malandi”**
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jkay Global Moderator
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| Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:43 pm | |
| Kapag mayaman, “misguided” o “spoiled” ka** Kung mahirap ka, “addict” o “durugista”** | |
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