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jkay
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 |  Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D  Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo “single parent”**
Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo “disgrasyada”* | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| Kapag mayaman at sexy, “fashionable” daw**
Kung mahirap, sigurado “GRO” o “japayuki” ka** | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, “vegetarian”**
Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na ” kumakain ng damo.”** | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
Credits : 5735
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Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| Sa exclusive school, “assertive” ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga guro**
Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang tawag sa
kanila ay “bastos!”** | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
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Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| Ang mayamang tumatanda, “are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood”*
*Ang mga mahihirap ay “gumugurang”**
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| Ang anak ng mayaman ay “slow learner”**
Ang anak ng mahirap ay “bobo” o “gung-gong”** | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who says,
“masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking”**
Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host
will say to himself na ikaw ay “patay-gutom”* | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:03 pm | |
| Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka nagtatrabaho, ang
tawag sa iyo “expat”**
Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay “contract worker”**
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:03 pm | |
| May mas kokorny pa ba dito?
Q: bangin ka ba?
A: nahuhulog kasi ako sayo.
Q: pustiso ka ba?
A: kasi I can’t smile without you.
Q: pagod na pagod ka na noh?
A: maghapon at magdamag ka na kasi tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
Q: my butas ba puso mo?
A: kasi natrap na ako sa loob! Can’t find my way out.
Q: anong height mo?
A: pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko? | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
Job/hobbies : ICT System Support..ü
Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:04 pm | |
| “you never even thanked me for making you happy then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of Tae mo.”
-tissue. | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 pm | |
| ANAK: tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas mo.
TATAY: paalisin mo!
ANAK: oi, alis ka daw! ayaw umalis eh
TATAY: takutin mo!
ANAK: awoooooo manooook!! May mumu diyan! | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| ERAP: honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
LOI: bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init init.
ERAP: sabi kasi sa label ng pintura, for best results put on 2 coats. | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| “oo na pacquiao. People’s champ ka na. Pero tandaan mo kung may makapagpapadugo ng ilong mo, ako lang yun! Tanging ako lang!”
-english. | |
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Trip : humor humor..ü
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Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. hi ba you?
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jkay
Global Moderator
Number of posts : 3191
Birthday : 1987-12-05
Age : 36
Location : Lunsod ng Heneral Santos..ü
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Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| lumubog ang barko, patay lahat ng tao. Ita lang ang naiwan.
ITA: halika pating, kainin mo ko.
PATING: wag mo kong lokohin. Di ako hi! Pusit ka! | |
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adiklangpo
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:51 pm | |
| ang panget ko!!!!joke!!!! | |
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aeeeiihhvan
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:02 pm | |
| ^di naman yan joke eh.. joke!!  wag daw kumain ng matataba... eh di yung mapapayat na lang... joke ng friend ko.. di naman nakakatawa..  | |
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| hidden soldiers!
ang sabi ni pacman nung tinanong sya kung ano ang world's number 1 unti-dandruff shampoo... | |
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adiklangpo
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spy lily
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Job/hobbies : sumipsip ng dugo, magsaliksik, mangulangot, at mang-inis
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:52 pm | |
| ANGELINA: yaya oh.. (may dugo sa daliri)
YAYA: ay wawa naman ANgelena ko! lika ccpcpin ko ang dugo. Ayan wala ng dugo! San kb nasugatan?
ANGELINA: wla, hu told u nasugatan me? I tiris d GARAPATA ni bantay! YUck! cnipcip mo ung GARAPATA! yUCK yaya! ur such a looser! | |
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:45 am | |
| girl: baka naman malusaw ako nyan katititig mo..
boy: ganun ba... para ka kasing icecream..
gril: TALAGA! hihihih!
boy: lika nga dito... dilaan kita..
harhar! | |
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apol
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:01 pm | |
| Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari si Pacquiao as interpreter..
Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.
Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.
Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.
Pari: If we do not repent,
Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,
Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.
Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)
Pari: Well.. Well..
Pac: Balon.. Balon..
;'p Haha! | |
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apol
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:02 pm | |
| PEDRO:
Miss,pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS:
Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)
PEDRO:
My God! Penshoppe walang bolpe | |
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apol
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:03 pm | |
| A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died...
Autopsy report:
Cause of death,
EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE... | |
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| | Subject: Re: jOkEs jOkEs jOkEs .. anti boredom at stress.. :D Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:26 pm | |
| lalake: miss dito ba ang cashier? miss: huh?! hindi noh?! dun kaya! lalake: akala ko kasi dito eh. mukha ka kasing bayaran! hahaha! sapul! sagwa  | |
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